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Come in tonight and watch the most anticipated BCS game of the year in our lower dining room. As Alabama and Texas vie for a national title tonight, you can enjoy award-winning beers and delicious appetizers. And to make it worth your while, print off a copy of this e-mail and receive one $1 pint and 1/2 off any appetizer on the menu. One per person, please. Game starts at 5pm. Good today only.

The Theory of Intelligence

I have never seen it explained better than this...

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this...a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving through the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But, naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a more faster and efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-- Cliff from Cheers

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